Metalcore and Trall"punk"

well, i like almost all kind of music, but i just can't like this whole metalcore thingy. (deathcore or whatever, sounds exactly the same).

What is it with many of these bands having three random words as their band name? It's like they're so boring that they just sit with a dictionary and flip through the pages and point at three random words. "Ah, perfect Tom! That'll be our name! Sharks Beating Skinheads"

Three random words i say? what do i mean?

I don't know, maybe some of these bands actually have a meaning or something behind their choice of name, but i don't think so.

Arise And Ruin, As Forever Fades, August Burns Red, Bleed The Sky, Blood Order Company, Color The Promises, Cry For Silence (shut the fuck up and there will be silence), Cursed By Moonlight, Dancing With Paris, Dark Day Dungeon, Destroy The Champion, Destroy The Runner, Farewell To Arms, Fate Is Dying, Feel Burning Inside, Forever Is Forgotten, Guard Your Steps, Hate World Hero...

You get the deal, right?

I Will point my finger in an Anal Cunt-CD i have right beside my, the three words my finger stops at, that will be my next band's name. Okay, here we go:

One Ended Basement - Sounds like those other i wrote up there...

In my younger days i could just buy a record without ever hearing the band before, but since this metalcore thingy came up i can't do that anymore. I can, but just not some records. If i see that the band have three names in their band name... then i skip it.

In Sweden we have this thing called trallpunk, it has nothing to do with punk what so ever, they had really bad names as well: De Lyckliga Kompisarna (The Happy Friends), Köttgrottorna (Meat Caves), Räserbajs (Racer poop), Varnagel (don't know what their name is in english, but something crappy of course), Skumdum (can mean a few things, all are bad), Senap (Mustard), Radioaktiva Räker (Radioactive Shrimps).

All these bands sucks big time. Happy middle class kids singing about mustard on their sausages isn't anything for me.

I have complained enough... For now

np: Wehrmacht - Balance Of Opinion (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZqHxtekLVE)